A parody of Jizz in My Pants...but with crap

lyrics (as requested) 
white chalk...from across the room
takin' my exam, have to finish soon
left this morning, no time to pooo
too focused on this test that i have to do
make my way through the multiple choice
the sweat on my brow is very moist 
takin' my time on number 8
my stomach feels sick from the food i ate

look at the clock, and i get a chill
stop what im doing and i go still
working hard to find the answer until
my but cheeks open against my will
and i CRAP in my pants

people look around and say, "whats that smell?"
no doubt it must've been that taco bell
was about to finish my test on france 
and now i CRAPPED in my pants

what i thought was about to be some gas turned out the be a brown brick from my ass
walked up to the teacher and grabbed a pass
clenched my cheeks and left...

Driving on the street, goin real fast
looking at all the cars i drive past
zoom by the last exit for 20 miles
if i dont go soon ill be sitting in piles
and i CRAP in my pants

gettin in shape, runnin on the track
workin real hard for the six pack
about to finish in record time 
and i CRAPPED in my pants

last week...i drank some milk
as i recall...it was spoiled milk
unscrewed the lid and took a sip
eyes bulged out and i bit my lip 
and i CRAPPED in my pants

cleaning up the house, gotta clear the clutter
up until my ass churns the dooo dooo butter
the house is a mess but bout to get worse
cause i CRAPPED in my pants

when i met your parents for the very first time i...CRAPPED in my pants

i downed a large mocha late and i...CRAPPED in my pants

i was rocking out in guitar hero and i...CRAPPED in my pants

when obama won i...CRAPPED in my pants

i went(crap in my pants)
uhhh guys is this really appropriate?? 

i crap right in my pants every time i eat chili 
and i cant help the fact that i cant hold back a dukee 
you ask me whats that smell? i reply it's my feces.
i wear a diaper at all times, it's a necessity 
cause i crap in my pants